After taking this creatine, my strength increased by 100% … i went from bench pressing 50 pounds to bench pressing 500 pounds literally overnight!! I was so astonished with my new found gains that I actually decided to finally stand up against my bullies. I left the planet fitness with this new found power and stood up to my bullies!!! As soon as I got home, I marched right up to my wife’s boyfriend, Tyrone, and told him that I was no longer friends with him in Animal Crossing! I then went up to my wife and told her that I didn’t approve of the way she cooks hamburger helper!!
She dis assault me and I’m currently staying at the homeless shelter but I got my creatine and all these gains!